Welcome to the beginning of the end.
Meet the Zero-Drop Hoodie—a true collector's item with a shelf life shorter than a power surge. This hoodie is the original Glitchy Monkey blueprint, featuring our signature logo subtly embroidered on the back. But the real code is on the front: "If You know……You know."
We're not making any more. Seriously. This highly limited-edition run is a digital glitch in the system that will never be patched or repeated. It's a nod, a wink, and a secret handshake all rolled into premium cotton. If you see it, you're one of the lucky few. Don't let this history-making glitch pass you by. 
#Glitchy-Monkey-1.0

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a tailored fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics
- Cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Available embroidery options for a personalized touch

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL




Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50