They say every creature is born with a purpose. Glitchy Monkey wasn’t born in a jungle, it was born at 2 a.m., under the glow of a phone screen, when your mind won’t stop replaying awkward conversations from 2009. It grew from the chaos of adulthood: too many responsibilities, too many open tabs, and a quiet suspicion that maybe you are the glitch in the system.

Instead of running from that mess, we turned it into something wearable. Each t-shirt is a badge for the overthinkers, the night scrollers, the meme philosophers, and the beautifully unhinged minds who know that life doesn’t come with a clean interface.

Glitchy Monkey isn’t fashion. It’s a secret handshake. A nod that says: “Yeah, I’m in the chaos too.”