The Primate Formerly Known as Chimp - Glitchy Monkey Guitar T-Shirt
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called fashion. The front of this tee features the High Priest of Primate Pop, decked out in Minneapolis royalty, think a ruffled blouse, a sharp purple blazer, and an undeniable aura of funk. He’s not crying when doves cry; he’s just waiting to absolutely shred a guitar solo. Turn it around, and you’re hit with the signature Glitchy Monkey logo, deliberately tilted and wildly off-center. Because perfect symmetry is boring, and true rockstars don't stay inside the grid.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner-label printing for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
